El (vice) presidente de Laurenation

M.I.A. at Coachella...upon seeing her performance, it was decided she was the perfect fit.

Instead of formatting my blogs into list form

my writings of self-importance will be deduced into one-sometimes misspelled-grammatically-incorrect run on sentence.

If Ebola and Swine flu got into a fight, who would win?

Ebola, obviously.

I totally want this hoodie

This hoodie rocks it so hard, it's on herbivore.com and I would like to own it.

the future president of Laurenation

Oh Karen O, you would be so righteous for the head of state. When my nation comes together, I am sending you a note on fancy stationary (hmmm, would puppies be too lame?) and asking (begging) you nicely if you would be my chairman O.

this is an every day activity for me

It really happened! Coachella made my dreams come true!

I really stuck my tongue in Rollins' ear!!

Morrissey....

I love you.

Coachella, 'ella!

Aw man, I'm going to Coachella this weekend!! Really excited to se M.I.A., even tho she is replacing Amy Winehouse. Would've enjoyed seeing her, but whateves. totally pumped about the lineup. And just being there. I have been agonizing over what on earth i am going to wear, but i think I have mastered it. A quick once over the wardrobe is required. My palms are almost sweating over here. But most importantly, I am really excited to be hanging out with my awesome boyfriend for the whole three days. I am meeting his parents for the first time, and I am a tad nervous. Thinking it should be interesting. You'll be the first to hear about it. Overall, excited to spend all day and night at a hot festival enjoying good music with my boy.

San Antonio

Last week I took a few day excursion to the great city of San Antonio, TX. My flight landed at 10pm, then I spent the day with my friend at the air force base, then I took her to my hotel room for a facebook session. She was happy to unwind, then we drove down to Riverwalk for a bit. I was hoping to get a glimpse of the Alamo, since it had been over 10 years when I was last here. But no dice.

one more thing that might make you angry

I joined twitter.

Sorry.

just to let you know.

I didn't buy smokes. I was totally a good girl.

Overheard at the doctor's office.

"...Armenians don't use birth control. they don't. They put it in their plants. I have never met an Armenian that uses it. Sometimes they even put it in their shampoo. Makes your hair really shiny."

Secrets make you feel filthy.

finally released. feeling like my self again, need to get stuff done. rebuilding myself, although lacking self-confidence. explicit insecurity and broken out skin. not depressed because of thursday. just an overall feel. lots of self-loathing. need to knock this off. snuggled with maurice, kitty drool over my hand. rolling over on his back he purred his thanks. came back for my affection, employment rang. kicked him out and fed him my salmon-flavored apologies.

I think that sounds about right.

a gift for my boyfriend

So, I'm thinking...

the pie chart to end all pie charts

Where his stuff went to...

misc. magazines and vhs (North Hollywood)

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Date: 2009-03-03, 8:08AM PST

Hello!

I have a box of Playboys from 2007, 2006, 2008 I think. A few books that I have are some far side collections, a thick book on tyrants, mythogical gods and some random crap. MY ex left the crap in my house so out it goes!! Also, some vhs movies as well. I will put it out in front of 12745 Vanowen St.

Thanks!

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I made this promise before

I am going to stop using cusswords in my blogs.

Really.

I should learn to use bigger, beautiful words instead of my foul mouthed usual.

Seriously.

You can even call me out if I fu-screw this up.

thanks.